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CLOB CHAD

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WHAT IS CLOB CHAD?

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CLOB CHAD ($CHAD) is a testnet memecoin launched on Kuru, the CLOB-based DEX on Monad. We’re not building infrastructure — we’re building vibes. $CHAD celebrates the rise of CLOB culture in DeFi, bringing memes, chaos, and limit-order energy to the timeline. It’s not the first memecoin on Kuru — but it might be the loudest, boldest, and most based. No utility. No promises. Just pure meme momentum powered by limit orders and testosterone. Welcome to CLOB CHAD — the unofficial mascot of the CLOB meta.

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THE CLOBPAPER

A tribute to real traders, real limit orders, and the meme gods who walk among us. We’re not a protocol. We’re not an AMM. We’re just terminally based.

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CLOBONOMICS

It's not tokenomics. It's a statement. Built for legends who place limit orders and go outside sometimes.

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THE CLOBMAP

Roadmaps are for startups. CLOBMAPs are for absolute degenerates with vision.

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HOW TO BECOME CLOB CHAD?

1

TOUCH GRASS

Realize this is a testnet memecoin. Take a deep breath. Hydrate.

2

OPEN KURU

Find $CHAD on the Kuru DEX. Set a limit order like a true GIGACHAD. (If you market buy, that’s fine, just don’t tell anyone.)

3

CLOB IT

Place an order. Cancel it. Move it higher. Act like you know what you’re doing. Pro tip: say “order flow imbalance” out loud for +3 IQ.

4

JOIN THE CULT

Enter the Telegram. Say “CHAD TO 0” ironically. Then spend the next 6 hours defending it like it’s your thesis.