CLOBONOMICS
“It’s not tokenomics. It’s CLOBONOMICS — built for legends who place limit orders and go outside sometimes.”
| Metric | Chad Value |
|---|---|
| Total Supply | 10,000,000 $CHAD (10M, that’s it) |
| Chain | Monad (testnet — for now 😏) |
| DEX | Kuru (CLOB-based, obviously) |
| Token Type | Testnet Memecoin |
| Launch Type | Fair & Funny |
| Circulating Chad | Who knows — it’s a meme |
📦 Supply Breakdown
- 69%: For the culture
- 20%: Placed at strategic meme walls
- 10%: Lost in a wallet someone rage quit from
- 1%: With your ex (she bought the top)
🛑 Taxation?
0% buy tax. 0% sell tax. 100% personality tax.
If you’re boring, don’t buy $CHAD.
🧃 Utility?
Let’s not get carried away. $CHAD is not here to run your DAO or power your L2. It’s here to:
- ✅ Be funny
- ✅ Win screenshots
- ✅ Look elite in your Kuru order history
Maybe go mainnet, maybe not. That's up to the meme gods.
📜 Contract Address
Contract:
0xc2c7fd728df3b381bf234021acb4cdef98cfffd4“CLOBONOMICS isn’t about math. It’s about vibe-weighted conviction.”