Phase 1: Testnet Chad Awakening
- Launch $CHAD on Monad testnet via Kuru (CLOB-based, of course)
- Opened Telegram (for alpha and chaos)
- Created X account (and started yelling)
- Recruited 2.5K+ testnet holders (that’s 2.5K verified CHADS)
- Invented the term “Clobonomics” and took zero accountability
Phase 2: Clob Civil War
- Build meme walls on the order book like it’s Fortnite
- Spam limit orders until someone notices us on mainnet
- Launch meme contests, sticker drops, and "who can shill harder" tournaments
- Maybe partner with zero protocols, but 100% vibes
- Get rugged by success or adopted by CLOB whales
Phase 3: CLOB Ascension
- Launch on Monad mainnet (maybe… if the timeline deserves it)
- Drop "Chadpaper 2: Return of the Limit Order"
- Use $CHAD as the official currency of Twitter threads
- Hire no one. Ship nothing. Moon everything.
- Still no utility, but now with full-blown testnet PTSD
“Others have roadmaps. We have a clobmap because our direction is market-driven, meme-validated, and emotionally irrational.”