CLOBPAPER

The First-Ever Memecoin of the CLOB Era

๐Ÿค” What is CLOB CHAD?

$CHAD is the first memecoin to be born on a Central Limit Order Book โ€” not because we built one, but because we embraced one. $CHAD launched on Kuru, a CLOB-based DEX on the Monad testnet, as a tribute to real traders, real limit orders, and the meme gods who walk among us.

Weโ€™re not a protocol. Weโ€™re not an AMM. Weโ€™re just terminally based.

๐Ÿง  Why โ€œCLOBโ€ in the Name?

Because we believe in:

  • โœ… Limit orders over lazy swaps
  • โœ… Transparent markets over slippage roulette
  • โœ… Trading like a gigaCHAD

CLOB CHAD is the first memecoin that celebrates the CLOB meta, while being completely unserious about everything else.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Origin Story

While the rest of the memecoins begged for AMMs and pump groups, $CHAD quietly walked into Kuru, dropped a limit order, and said:

โ€œI'll wait.โ€

That single act of basedness birthed a movement. Now we lead the charge into the CLOB WARS โ€” with memes instead of middleware.

๐Ÿ’ธ Tokenomics

Name CLOB CHAD
Symbol $CHAD
Chain Monad (testnet)
DEX Kuru (CLOB-based)
Total Supply 10,000,000
Launch Type Fair & Funny
Use Case Vibes & Victory

Thereโ€™s no utility. No roadmap alpha. Just pure meme liquidity (but like, placed via limit order).

๐Ÿช– CLOB WARS? Yeah, Weโ€™re In.

We didnโ€™t start the CLOB WARS. But we damn sure brought the memes. While serious DeFi players argue about execution engines, $CHAD is busy winning hearts, orders, and blockspace on Kuru. When the smoke clears, CLOB CHAD will be the first memecoin remembered from this meta.

๐Ÿงƒ What Can I Do With $CHAD?

You can:

  • ๐Ÿง  Look smart by holding a CLOB-native meme
  • ๐Ÿ’ฅ Farm clout in the Telegram trenches
  • ๐Ÿ’ฐ Use it to flex in the Kuru Discord
  • ๐Ÿงฉ Collect it before it maybe drops on mainnet

You canโ€™t:

  • โŒ Use it for real-world payments
  • โŒ File taxes with it
  • โŒ Claim it's a utility token (bro stop)

๐Ÿ“œ Roadmap (Realistic Edition)

  • โœ… Launch $CHAD on Kuru
  • โœ… Reach 7k holders (already did that)
  • ๐Ÿ”œ Drop contests, rewards, memes, and flexes
  • ๐Ÿ”ฎ Maybe launch on mainnet if people beg hard enough
  • ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ Become the official currency of the CLOB Wars meme army

๐Ÿงผ Disclaimers

We are not building a CLOB. We are not audited. We are not serious.
We are $CHAD.

If you're here for a serious DeFi project โ€” you took a wrong turn.
If you're here for testnet glory, gigachad memes, and maybe some MON... welcome home.

โ€œIn a world of swaps, be a limit order.โ€